Australian Woman Blows 378

Er…I meant to say she blows .378 after being pulled over under suspicion of driving under the influence. Police were surprised that she was able to stay conscious long enough to drive an automobile, given her reading of over eight times the legal limit. You wonder if she’s still conscious really, but the chances of … Continued

Jamie Pressly DUI

Well, I have to be honest here: this is the first I’ve ever googled her name or oogled her cleavage, and I’ve never seen an episode of My Name Is Earl. That sort of thing just cuts into my bourbonhours, and is generally to be avoided. However, she did come to the attention of the … Continued

Watch Your Step In Kelowna

According to a recent study conducted by the Canadian Centre for Substance Abuse, one in four Kelowna drivers is driving under the influence of alcohol between 1:00 – 3:00 a.m. In addition, one in eight drivers are under the influence of illegal drugs. Advice from the safety-desk: try to be indoors in Kelowna between … Continued

School Superintendent DUI: We Give Him an F

Richard Mextorf, a State College Area School District Superintendent in Pennsylvania, was recently charged with driving under the influence after posting a blood-alcohol reading of .316. Police pulled him over after receiving a tip about a Jeep Grand Cherokee being driven “erratically”, alternately swerving into oncoming traffic  and onto the shoulder. Despite being followed under … Continued

David Cassidy Blames Wandering Eye

There’s been further developments on the David Cassidy DUI front. Mr. Cassidy allegedly failed two roadside drunk tests, appeared to be unable to stand upright during the tests, and was “swaying while standing” according to the arresting officers. Mr. Cassidy now claims this problem was a result of eye-problems he has had since childhood. Also, … Continued

Drinking To Forget You Baby: Man Can’t Remember Driving

Kane Hitchman, a 22 year old resident of Fielding New Zealand, was recently convicted of driving under the influence after police found him and his car in a ditch after a night of  heavy drinking. The man didn’t remember getting in his car and driving home, but he did recall drinking at least 8 bourbons … Continued

Bush Charged with Drunk Driving

No, not that Bush, Jacqueline Bush of Clarksville Tennessee. The mother of two children aged five and 11-months was pulled over smelling of alcohol and slurring her speech, according to reports. The children were in the car with her at the time of her arrest. You know, if you’re gonna drink and drive, i suggest … Continued

David Cassidy Claims He Wasn’t Drunk

The former Partidge Family star was recently charged with a DUI, but is contesting the charge. He claims it was –ahem — pain-killers at fault. Not surprisingly, the cops weren’t buying his acting on scene. TMZ is covering this story but we thought we’d gratuitously post a note here in keeping with our open policy … Continued